Weekend Update | Vol. 37

LIFE... Our September birthday extravaganza kicked off this weekend with a party at Adventure Park. We have 5 birthday parties between now and the end of the month, but we've been training all year for this and we're ready. Who am I kidding... this is going to be an insane mix of fun and exhaustion and we're all going to look like dust bowl migrants by the time October rolls around.

ALLIE... Football season has started. Boooooooo. 

JARED... Football season has started. Yesssssss!

EMMA... Does not like roller coasters. Not one single bit. My girl is officially the kid who forces the operator to stop the ride after 30 seconds because she wants off. But she super duper loves the carousel. So, you know, small thrills.

JONAH... Has pretty much stopped napping on the weekends. I'm not sure how to feel about this development. 



Emma: Mom, Jonah almost gave me a bloody nose when he kicked me in the nose hole, but he said he was sorry.

Allie: Jonah, why is there half a banana on the floor?
Jonah: I was trying not to eat it.

Emma: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Allie: ...
Emma: Ghoster Strudel!

Jared: I don't know how to put it back together.
Emma: Well, you can try your best.